The Cloverfield Paradox

So here’s that movie, the one where the trailer debuted during the superbowl, and the full movie was live on Netflix immediately after, making it out to be some kind of “event.” Then it got awful reviews everywhere, making the real story how Paramount ditched their shit film and how dumb Netflix got suckered into…

Valerian

This was one of the few movies I was looking forward to, because I love a good mind-blowing space spectacle with lots of incredible visuals, especially in 3D, and it all sounded like good fun. And Luc Besson usually delivers something at least fun, although often incomprehensible. Then the horrible reviews started rolling in, but…