Movies that aren’t worth reviewing, Pt.1

There are numerous reasons I don’t write long, detailed movie reviews anymore, but key among them is that the movies coming out simply aren’t worth that expenditure of my time. Here’s a bunch of movies that I saw that, maybe I meant to review them at some point, but honestly none of them are worthwhile…

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Geostorm

If you’re familiar with the book of Revelations, surely you could never forget the passage that reads “When the world is in chaos, there will come a Geostorm.” It’s like one of the most famous parts. Well, now I have seen this timely contribution to the current climate / terrorism / climate-terrorism debate, and I…

Blade Runner 2049

Well, if ever there was a movie I was hoping to like, it was this one. The trailers looked good, and when the reviews came, they were largely positive. So it was a bit of a bummer to find myself deep into its running time while still completely uninvolved, and make it to the end…

Star Trek: Discovery

One of the rare pleasures a new Star Trek series offers is the chance to read articles by freelance writers in their 20s expound on how they understand “the true spirit of Star Trek.” Those adorable kids—no one ever told them they should know something before spouting off their opinions! But they probably saw Wrath…

The Founder

Mediocre movies. Where do they go wrong? Surely no one sets out to make a movie that has almost nothing to recommend it, and it’s hard enough to get a movie actually made, let alone released in theaters, that when you come across something like this, the overriding question becomes nothing about the content of…

It

I am waiting on a decision on whether I will receive a offer for a job I desperately want and pretty much must get, so I had to get out of the house and get my mind off things, leading me to see this, which I only had mild interest in. Still, this did unexpectedly…